The Funnel (funnel101) wrote in cleverlynamed,
The Funnel
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That Damn Cat

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I swear the cat is conspiring against me. She’ll sit herself on my desk right in front of my monitor so I can’t see it and can’t get anything done. The worst part is that if I try to force her to lie down so I can see the damned monitor, she starts purring and takes it as an invitation to cuddle. It’s not, kitty. It’s an invitation to get the hell out of my way because I’ve got more important things to do than pet you. Actually, I don’t have anything more important to do, and she knows this.
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